"Everyone you have voted for, so far, has raised our taxes."
"Imagine your pain is a white ball of healing light."
"We apologize for any confusion you may be experiencing. But are we to blame? Double click the HELP button tattooed to you mother's forehead. She'll tell you that your confusion stems from a fatherless childhood, where you were raised by television to believe that one day you'll be a millionaire or movie god or rock star. What you really should be worried about is that it took this long for you to admit your plight."
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